Faith, trust, & pixie dust

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

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thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

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futureconflicted:

marlbororedgirl:

pulpnonfic:

stephiejae:

becausejensenackles:

ectobling:

in 6 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

I’m in.

As long as we don’t repeat the Hitler gaining control and shit part cuz I heard that was pretty lame.

but the titantic sank in 1912 and the costa concordia sank in 2012 and history is totally repeating itself

World War 1 began in july 1914…

well shit

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vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

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eiffeled:

A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.

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i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

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expels:

"the best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one"

expels:

"the best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one"

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